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Mother is helping my cousin plan his wedding and hilarity has abounded, also it's taking place in New York "\o/"

The flowers Incident:

Mom: Look, I found purple flowers!

Dad: They're violet not purple.

Mom: What?

Dad: Look, can't you see the blue undertones? They're violet.

Mom: O_o, How the hell did the Navy think you were straight?

Dad: *opens book* You're just jealous because my boyfriends were prettier than yours.

The Gay - Straight Incident:

Cousin: Do you like this one?

Fiance: I'm not bothered, really.

Cousin: Not bothered? It's our bloody wedding! How the hell did I manage to find the only gay man in Britain without any sense of style?

Fiance: I'm pretty sure that's because your eyes were glued to my belt, when we met.

Cousin:.....It was a nice belt.

I'm just going to sit back and watch the fire-works XD

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