My Mom is so badass!

[joidianne4eva]

Now to properly understand this madness you need to understand what I grew up around. Tom( the cool guy that my Dad hangs with that my sisters and I perve on)  and Kris (who happens to be my mom's best friend) have been together for over 20 years, they've also always lived next door, as far as I'm concerned. Through the wonders of artificial insemination because boobs would probably send Kris running for the hills they produced Trevor, who is my partner in crime. As fate would have it Trevor is also gay.

Now in our family there's never been a strict sexuality so to speak. Mother is openly bi, Father just doesn't give a damn and we the kids just did whatever. Hence when little brother decided to come out the reaction was pretty much an "Whatever"

However we have gained a new neighbor one who believes our sinful lifestyle is going to lead us to hell. And this woman had the gall to tell a 15 year old boy that because of his sexuality he would burn forever. Que the following scene:

Mom: Excuse me I believe you owe my son an apology (See so polite)
Neighbor: You should be ashamed of the way you are raising your children to believe the lifestyles of those heathens is right!
Mom: I take it you're christian?
Neighbor: Yes and Proud (Bible Beater *facepalms* )
Mom: Hmm did you know that your precious bible not only portrays but looks kindly on a number of homosexual relationships?
Neighbor: What nonsense!
Mother: Oh yes, 1st Samuel ch 18 verses 1-4. Read it, educate yourself and the next time you feel like getting on your moral high horse to criticize the lifestyles of heathens recall that they've found love that has lasted for a decade while you....from what I can see clearly have not. Or are your clandestine meetings with the neighbourhood gossips more than they seem? Also before you try to get your rocks of insulting kids you should find the backbone to confront their parents first
Neighbor: How dare you
Mother: I've loved our little chat but I have to be off I wouldn't want to catch a case of bitter


And that in a nutshell is the EPICNESS  that is my mom!