joidianne4eva | Horrible Enabler People aka friends

I promised myself that I'd sort out my WIPs and not touch any new fandoms when this happened!

So yesterday I met up with a friend of mine we will call her HEP for now when she showed me this pic

Yeah I know, the man makes the bitch face look so epic!

But that was not the end of it so I'll recount the conversation as closely as I can with M being Me and H for HEP

M: Loki is so pretty

H: I know but have you seen his ass?

M: What?

H: His ass! The dramatic cape just makes it look even better!

M: I know what you're trying to do....

H: Me? I'm not doing anything! I'm just saying there's no way Thor would miss that.

M: La, la, la...I can't hear you!

H: And then you know Thor would have to back Loki up against a wall and just touch it.

M: I really, really hate you!

H: Then he'd spin him around and rip the cape off and just caress it!

M: This is objectification!

H: Then, then Thor would pull his trousers down and just get on his knees and stare at it.

M: ......Well I could see some kissing happening then.

H: I know! And he'd have to you know taste it a bit and bite the hell out of it because this is his ass now!

M: And Loki probably never had someone manhandle him like that so he wouldn't know what the hell to do but just brace himself and push back into it because Thor has bound his magick so there's no way he can get away.

H: Yessss! And then when Loki's all wet and open Thor would just slip a finger in there and open him up because he isn't doing this shit because he's kind and he knows he's going to fuck the attitude out of Loki.

M: Then Loki's legs buckle and he's on the floor and his legs are spread because Thor is still between them and he might not beg with his mouth but the rest of him is sure as hell begging!

H:....you're writing this right?

M: I hate you so!

Then this was her expression