My Life

[joidianne4eva]

  Ok so instead of sleeping until my alarm rudely awakens me, I'm awake (well it was either that or sleep typing, you never know) but that thought aside I'm awake because my mother has once again decided to ignore time zone differences and called me to subject me to the torture that is my brother.

Mom: "So your brother just called"

Me: "Hmm"

Mom: "Apparently his boyfriend isn't talking to him and despite the fact that you're not even in the same country this is all somehow your fault"

Me: "I'm pretty sure that everything in RJ's life is somehow my fault"

Mom: "See I get when this used to happen when you were dating the same person albeit at different times but this time I'm pretty sure this one is actually gay so unless you've had a sex change or I was more out off it than I thought..."

Me: "I don't get it either, it's like he has only child syndrome and he isn't even an only child."

Mom: "........You did this on purpose, didn't you?"

Me: "If I say yes can I go back to sleep?"

Then before I could go to bed I saw this (mainly because I turned my laptop on and didn't go back to bed but...eh)

 

Dear Andrew, cease and desist sir. sincerely the world.

And I haven't abandoned Little Red I actually have the next chapter done but between finishing my BB and RL I can't find the time to actually send it off to be beta'd so it's on temporary hiatus.

Now I'm going to bed!

Comments

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

Families! Got to love 'em, even when they insist on 'sharing' stuff that's totally out of your control, at ungodly hours *g*

I hope you got to sleep after all that, and slept the sleep of the just *g*

[joidianne4eva.livejournal.com]

I know the words TMI mean nothing in my family *shakes head*

I did sleep the sleep of the just (and didn't that sound strange?) I also called my brother at 7am which was a horribly early time for him because revenge is a dish best served early XD

[chocolate-jive.livejournal.com]

Your bro sounds, well, a bit mad :D
Andrew Garfield and his eyes and hair and hands make everything better though, right?
I hope you got some sleep in after all that?

[joidianne4eva.livejournal.com]

My brother is off his head but sadly it's mostly genetic :(

I know Andrew makes everything better \o/

I did go back to sleep, then woke my brother up early because I couldn't wait for Karma to deal with this foolishness *nods*

[chocolate-jive.livejournal.com]

I approve of your decisions :D (I would have stayed up for two hours to wait for him to fall asleep, and then have sprinkled him with water. Crazy is not just in your family ;) )

[el-gilliath.livejournal.com]

Your brother has probably gotten my only child syndrome. Cause I am one, and I don't have it! Weirdly enough.

[joidianne4eva.livejournal.com]

It could be that or (as I have hypothesised for years) he's secretly an alien. *nods* The truth is out there!