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[joidianne4eva]

Mother is helping my cousin plan his wedding and hilarity has abounded, also it's taking place in New York "\o/"

The flowers Incident:

Mom: Look, I found purple flowers!

Dad: They're violet not purple.

Mom: What?

Dad: Look, can't you see the blue undertones? They're violet.

Mom: O_o, How the hell did the Navy think you were straight?

Dad: *opens book* You're just jealous because my boyfriends were prettier than yours.

The Gay - Straight Incident:

Cousin: Do you like this one?

Fiance: I'm not bothered, really.

Cousin: Not bothered? It's our bloody wedding! How the hell did I manage to find the only gay man in Britain without any sense of style?

Fiance: I'm pretty sure that's because your eyes were glued to my belt, when we met.

Cousin:.....It was a nice belt.

I'm just going to sit back and watch the fire-works XD

Comments

Oh wow

[gatekeeper1324.livejournal.com]

You seem to have a good family filled with a lot of banter enjoy! :)

TTYAL,

ED.

Re: Oh wow

[joidianne4eva.livejournal.com]

They're very chatty people, I'll say that much

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

It sounds glorious! You can either write a book or sell tickets *g*

[joidianne4eva.livejournal.com]

Haha my aunt keeps saying that XD

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[joidianne4eva.livejournal.com]

XD

[el-gilliath.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, I love family banters like this.

[joidianne4eva.livejournal.com]

I've gotten used to not being able to get a word in edgewise *nods*

[emocezi.livejournal.com]

Your family is awesome. :D

[joidianne4eva.livejournal.com]

They're something, I give them that much

[tarlanx]

I like your family!

[joidianne4eva.livejournal.com]

Me too lol :)